Veghindit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain jackal.

Veghindit created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Veghindit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Veghindit, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Veghindit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Veghindit's Holy Commandments

1. Veghindit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about dark matter near badgers while wearing violet dresses and balancing six iron spheres on your hands.

3. Never paint your neck turquoise.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Do not commit murder.