Monsid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable gnu.

Monsid created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Monsid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Monsid, it will cry a lot.

Monsid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Monsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.