Pibhubben is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart warg.

Pibhubben created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Pibhubben, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pibhubben, he will destroy your favourite star.

Pibhubben's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Pibhubben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Pibhubben loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Pibhubben on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.