Gargubyog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair goblin.

Gargubyog created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gargubyog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gargubyog, it will send you a sign.

Gargubyog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gargubyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gargubyog.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.