Ditpagvadfig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud lobster.

Ditpagvadfig created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditpagvadfig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ditpagvadfig, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ditpagvadfig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ditpagvadfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ditpagvadfig.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.