Lamflisfab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate hippopotamus.

Lamflisfab created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lamflisfab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lamflisfab, she will not care at all.

Lamflisfab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Lamflisfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. You must never eat figs.