Hotxucbest is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, thoughtless capybara.

Hotxucbest created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotxucbest, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hotxucbest, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hotxucbest's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hotxucbest's Holy Commandments

1. Hotxucbest loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.