Monfabnib is a god.

She takes the form of a small, witless snail.

Monfabnib created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monfabnib, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Monfabnib, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Monfabnib's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Monfabnib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Monfabnib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never sing near shrews.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Monfabnib loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed strawberries to seals while wearing brown shorts.