Citcudstan Genbattim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud jackal.

Citcudstan Genbattim created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Citcudstan Genbattim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Citcudstan Genbattim, she will turn you into a plant.

Citcudstan Genbattim's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Citcudstan Genbattim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.