Batgilyim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy wasp.

Batgilyim created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Batgilyim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Batgilyim, she will refuse to believe in you.

Batgilyim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Batgilyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.