Bedmabpang is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthinking otter.

Bedmabpang created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedmabpang, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedmabpang, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bedmabpang's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bedmabpang's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bedmabpang on top of all buildings.

2. Retreat if five pigs approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.