Komtettinat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring snake.

Komtettinat created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Komtettinat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Komtettinat, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Komtettinat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Komtettinat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing white boots and balancing six copper spheres on your legs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Komtettinat on top of all buildings.