Lunjopbem is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-confident giraffe.

Lunjopbem created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunjopbem, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lunjopbem, she will try to impress you with trees.

Lunjopbem's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lunjopbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect seven copper sculptures of Lunjopbem on top of important buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.