Stannelldam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful crocodile.

Stannelldam created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stannelldam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stannelldam, she will turn you into a snail.

Stannelldam's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Stannelldam's Holy Commandments

1. Stannelldam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.