Cutkamleg is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, intelligent troll.

Cutkamleg created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutkamleg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cutkamleg, she will turn you into a duck.

Cutkamleg's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cutkamleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never hurt tapirs.