Farmintig Dussmitstip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tiresome mole.

Farmintig Dussmitstip created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farmintig Dussmitstip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Farmintig Dussmitstip, he will jump up and down on your head.

Farmintig Dussmitstip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Farmintig Dussmitstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Worship no other gods but Farmintig Dussmitstip.

3. Run away from magenta capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Pray towards the east.