Gofbegpark is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome jackal.

Gofbegpark created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofbegpark, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gofbegpark, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gofbegpark's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gofbegpark's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.