Fabmitwee Dibspagmin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous frog.

Fabmitwee Dibspagmin created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabmitwee Dibspagmin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fabmitwee Dibspagmin, it will turn you into a goat.

Fabmitwee Dibspagmin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fabmitwee Dibspagmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never sit near snakes.

4. Fabmitwee Dibspagmin loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look at stars.