Listflapranladbonkladwappog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced lizard.

Listflapranladbonkladwappog created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Listflapranladbonkladwappog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Listflapranladbonkladwappog, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Listflapranladbonkladwappog's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Listflapranladbonkladwappog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. You must pray to Listflapranladbonkladwappog seven times a day.

5. Never wear kilts.