Fabpon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy gerbil.

Fabpon created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabpon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabpon, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fabpon's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fabpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Fabpon's name in vain.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.