Matjanfod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tiresome zebra.

Matjanfod created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matjanfod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Matjanfod, it will send minions to preach to you.

Matjanfod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Matjanfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of aubergines to horses while wearing gray coats.

2. Never wear fawn boots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Matjanfod.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.