Cimbogbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous narwhal.

Cimbogbiss created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Cimbogbiss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cimbogbiss, it will turn you into a goat.

Cimbogbiss' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cimbogbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Cimbogbiss loves sharks, so they must be respected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hide from gray bats for they are unholy.

5. Never feed corn to porpoises while wearing coats.