Bintadlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving pig.

Bintadlarp created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bintadlarp, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bintadlarp, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bintadlarp's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bintadlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.