Minzanarf is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast mole.

Minzanarf created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minzanarf, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Minzanarf, it will manifest in front of you.

Minzanarf's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Minzanarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Do not take Minzanarf's name in vain.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about comets.