Futbogged is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful clam.

Futbogged created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Futbogged, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Futbogged, he will turn you into a rock.

Futbogged's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Futbogged's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.