Hakdabhun is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy armadillo.

Hakdabhun created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakdabhun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hakdabhun, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Hakdabhun's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hakdabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.