Fidbutcipsid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, moody unicorn.

Fidbutcipsid created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidbutcipsid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fidbutcipsid, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fidbutcipsid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fidbutcipsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must pray to Fidbutcipsid six times a day.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not covet oxen.