Migbogtonk Stipbonklit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, prudent fish.

Migbogtonk Stipbonklit created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Migbogtonk Stipbonklit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Migbogtonk Stipbonklit, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Migbogtonk Stipbonklit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Migbogtonk Stipbonklit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Migbogtonk Stipbonklit.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Migbogtonk Stipbonklit must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never hop in the presence of ducks.