Fliggetsafdod is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong warg.

Fliggetsafdod created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fliggetsafdod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fliggetsafdod, it will not invite you to parties.

Fliggetsafdod's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fliggetsafdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fliggetsafdod's priests.

2. Never mention ducks.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Never talk about nematodes.