Gubquagdit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fussy turtle.

Gubquagdit created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gubquagdit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gubquagdit, he will cry a lot.

Gubquagdit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gubquagdit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not take Gubquagdit's name in vain.

5. Feed all hungry seals.