Veengutlim is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent frog.

Veengutlim created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Veengutlim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Veengutlim, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Veengutlim's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Veengutlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. You must love Veengutlim.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.