Sadbomfobpod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, thoughtless lion.

Sadbomfobpod created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadbomfobpod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sadbomfobpod, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sadbomfobpod's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sadbomfobpod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.