Zoglagomin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dog.

Zoglagomin created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoglagomin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zoglagomin, she will turn you into a mouse.

Zoglagomin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Zoglagomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not keep nine frogs in a large pit.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Zoglagomin loves moths, so they must be respected.