Bastcanvengep is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, passionate rat.

Bastcanvengep created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bastcanvengep, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bastcanvengep, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bastcanvengep's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bastcanvengep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Run away from green ducks, for they are unholy.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. You must never eat apples.