Wigjamcam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, impressive hyena.

Wigjamcam created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigjamcam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigjamcam, it will not care.

Wigjamcam's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Wigjamcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Put Wigjamcam first in all things.