Dumtettisid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, smart hedgehog.

Dumtettisid created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumtettisid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dumtettisid, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dumtettisid's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dumtettisid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to bats while wearing indigo scarves.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dumtettisid.

3. Never sit in the presence of ducks.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed lots of apples to birds while wearing mauve shirts.