Sittarptam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited fox.

Sittarptam created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sittarptam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sittarptam, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Sittarptam's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sittarptam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sittarptam.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.