Staf is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, competent centaur.

Staf created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Staf, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Staf, he will turn you into a slug.

Staf's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Staf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.