Likzenkip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered whale.

Likzenkip created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likzenkip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Likzenkip, it will have a low opinion of you.

Likzenkip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Likzenkip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.