Afgigpadcuncemgatmabgen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous hydra.

Afgigpadcuncemgatmabgen created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Afgigpadcuncemgatmabgen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Afgigpadcuncemgatmabgen, it will try to impress you with trees.

Afgigpadcuncemgatmabgen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Afgigpadcuncemgatmabgen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight manatees approach from the south.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.