Fodbetrot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing wolf.

Fodbetrot created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodbetrot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fodbetrot, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fodbetrot's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fodbetrot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fodbetrot.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.