Migrultennurt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy alligator.

Migrultennurt created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migrultennurt, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Migrultennurt, it will torture you forever.

Migrultennurt's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Migrultennurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never paint your feet pink.