Cubfenlipkik is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust hippopotamus.

Cubfenlipkik created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cubfenlipkik, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cubfenlipkik, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cubfenlipkik's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cubfenlipkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Never wear white rings.

5. Never eat green fruit.