Quatdutmip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome crocodile.

Quatdutmip created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Quatdutmip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quatdutmip, it will remove you from existence.

Quatdutmip's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Quatdutmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. Always help bats.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.