Ominvegtiffad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking fish.

Ominvegtiffad created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Ominvegtiffad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ominvegtiffad, she will turn you into a worm.

Ominvegtiffad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ominvegtiffad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ominvegtiffad's name in vain.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Ominvegtiffad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect four zinc sculptures of Ominvegtiffad on top of important buildings.