Gemvegfas is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak whale.

Gemvegfas created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemvegfas, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gemvegfas, he will destroy your home planet.

Gemvegfas' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gemvegfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Gemvegfas in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.