Rullortzog Fedkikrilzogbottailkamjop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciless chicken.

Rullortzog Fedkikrilzogbottailkamjop created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rullortzog Fedkikrilzogbottailkamjop, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rullortzog Fedkikrilzogbottailkamjop, it will laugh at you.

Rullortzog Fedkikrilzogbottailkamjop's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rullortzog Fedkikrilzogbottailkamjop's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Always help otters.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Rullortzog Fedkikrilzogbottailkamjop on top of all buildings.

4. Never leap near turtles.

5. Never wear corsets.