Appnurtril is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring wasp.

Appnurtril created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Appnurtril, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Appnurtril, she will turn you into a frog.

Appnurtril's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Appnurtril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always obey Appnurtril's priests.