Bestnabvab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless dog.

Bestnabvab created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestnabvab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bestnabvab, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bestnabvab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bestnabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bestnabvab.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always help horses.