Hivflyzag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, weak hamster.

Hivflyzag created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Hivflyzag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hivflyzag, it will curse you with boils.

Hivflyzag's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hivflyzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hivflyzag's name in vain.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about bacteria.